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Randy grands take over online realm - number of seniors playing the field more than doubles
By MADELEINE SCINTO
Last Updated: 2:36 PM, February 26, 2013
Posted: 1:11 PM, February 26, 2013

Old folks hunting for flings exploded last year as seniors gleefully look to play the field online.

Ourtime.com membership sprung from 1 million to 2.5 million singles in just the last nine months, and now the three biggest love sites for grannys and granpops — Senior People Meet, Seniors Meet and Ourtime.com — share more than four million people combined.

"I have hundreds of men trying to hang out with me," 68-year-old Liz Defore brags of her online dating frenzy.

The Southern California native joined a slew of dating sites last year after breaking up with her 48-year-old boy toy. Now she basks in male attention as more than 600 men have come running after her self-described girlish looks and youthful mind. Meanwhile, she happily scours profiles, finding herself hot metrosexuals who slather on moisturizer, manicure their fingernails and ball out at rock concerts.

“My man can’t act like a fart! I’d rather stick pins in my eyes,” says Defore.

Grey-haired singles like Defore are happily recharging their love lives online as each one averages 10 messages a month from potential partners and gets their profiles checked out 50 times every 30 days.

And the fun leaps right from the computer into the bedroom. Seniors are catching STDs at record rates; the number of 50, 60 and 70 year olds getting chlamydia, syphilis and gonorrhea doubled in the past decade. The US Center for Disease Control and Prevention reports cases of chlamydia and syphilis in older kin ballooning to more than 19,000 and 2,500, respectively.http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/randy_grands_doubles_over_online_IEOb1iAdWcmEM4sLnIU1YN

WHY NOT....IT'S LIKE CHARGING UP YOUR CREDIT CARD IN YOUR LAST DAYS....

just wait until those mental health 'experts' get a hold of those crazy old people

send in Bloomberg!

Quoted from 55tbird

send in Bloomberg!

I'm guessing he's sexy wearing rubber gloves, a mask, an isolation gown and well,,,,forget the condom, he'll do it himself
because he just gets too grossed out. He probably can't even walk by a farm or the meat dept in a market without
saying 'gross'.

You can thank Viagara for this increase.

Quoted from Yossi

You can thank Viagara for this increase.

you forget cable/internet and fancy lubes and of course your local porn shop

which is very funny...women take drugs to prevent pregnancy so they can have sex and men take drugs so they can
have sex and pretend they are impregnating....although I guess it depends on the partner

very different reasons for the ingestion of 'chemicals for sex'....

forget about the STD's

Quoted from senders

you forget cable/internet and fancy lubes and of course your local porn shop

which is very funny...women take drugs to prevent pregnancy so they can have sex and men take drugs so they can
have sex and pretend they are impregnating....although I guess it depends on the partner

very different reasons for the ingestion of 'chemicals for sex'....

forget about the STD's

Yes, some of the rise in STD's is attributable to Viagra.

Prostitution is also rampant in old age homes.

When you reach a certain age, you just figure, you gotta die from something.

It might as well be from sex.

God bless them all. I'm really glad they are enjoying old age.

You can't take it with you. Yeeha! Have at it.

ask me if I care

Quoted from GrahamBonnet

ask me if I care

right?

everyone should only hope they can think about it later in life.....AND...if not MAKE IT UP....WHO CARES!