The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
It was all good until 1:40 when they started with the man-made global warming propaganda.
"Approval ratings go up and down for various reasons... An example is the high post 911 support for GWB even though he could be said to be responsible for the event." --- Box A Rox '9/11 Truther'
Melania is a bimbo... she is there to look at, not to listen to. --- Box A Rox and his 'War on Women'
It is a known fact that there has been a very pronounced increase in CO2 ever since BuckStrider decimated the Amazonian rain forest in order to collect various rare endangered woods to build his survival complex with.
Global warming can be attributed to the fact that in order to heat such a large complex, exponentially more puppies, kittens, and minority children must be fed to the furnaces, so that Buck may be kept warm even though all the gun turrets are kept wide open in the dead of winter, facilitating a clear shot at the pandas on his private range.
He sits there all day, snacking on fried Komodo Dragon, watching films like Faces of Death, and Schindler's List, (with laugh tracks added) as he pauses only occasionally to direct his minions to increase the fat content in school lunches to add to the efficiency of the furnaces, or to beat his Nancy Pelosi impersonator with an elephant tusk.
It is a known fact that there has been a very pronounced increase in CO2 ever since BuckStrider decimated the Amazonian rain forest in order to collect various rare endangered woods to build his survival complex with.
False:
Only a tree hugging, silver ponytailed, extemeist envirormental progressive would think that a 'survival complex' is made of wood. Mine is made from a specialized form of concrete, reinforced with tungsten carbide and a polycarbon mesh. Although I did think about cutting down the prestine rainforest, I found it to be more benifical to use it as cover with my 'Smokescreen' Covert-Ops Cloaking Device...However, you have now discovered why oil prices are so high.
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Global warming can be attributed to the fact that in order to heat such a large complex, exponentially more puppies, kittens, and minority children must be fed to the furnaces, so that Buck may be kept warm even though all the gun turrets are kept wide open in the dead of winter, facilitating a clear shot at the pandas on his private range.
Half Truth:
Kittens and puppies are used to power the envirormental controls...Gerbils and hampsters are run on wheels to electricly power the railgun turrents...Minorities, however, are not killed and sent to Joesph Kony for training in the Lord's Resistance Army in Africa. Those who live long enough are invited to the annual Thunderdome competition against my Mexican drug cartel initiates and the winners become my minions.
Pandas are shot on sight because they keep eating the bamboo. I use the bamboo to make pan flutes. Pan flutes are my primary source of income.
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He sits there all day, snacking on fried Komodo Dragon, watching films like Faces of Death, and Schindler's List, (with laugh tracks added) as he pauses only occasionally to direct his minions to increase the fat content in school lunches to add to the efficiency of the furnaces, or to beat his Nancy Pelosi impersonator with an elephant tusk.
False:
You confuse me with a leftist....Only Socialists, Facists and Communists want to exterminate jews...Faces of Death was all fake. I prefer things like 'Saw' 'Event Horizon' or my favorite 'I Spit on Your Grave'
"Approval ratings go up and down for various reasons... An example is the high post 911 support for GWB even though he could be said to be responsible for the event." --- Box A Rox '9/11 Truther'
Melania is a bimbo... she is there to look at, not to listen to. --- Box A Rox and his 'War on Women'
"Approval ratings go up and down for various reasons... An example is the high post 911 support for GWB even though he could be said to be responsible for the event." --- Box A Rox '9/11 Truther'
Melania is a bimbo... she is there to look at, not to listen to. --- Box A Rox and his 'War on Women'
Folks are still waiting for the predicted ice age from the 70's!
Yet another lie from the pot smoking hippie environmental tree hugging lefty crazy wackos!!!
When the INSANE are running the ASYLUM In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
“How fortunate for those in power that people never think.” Adolph Hitler
Folks are still waiting for the predicted ice age from the 70's!
Yet another lie from the pot smoking hippie environmental tree hugging lefty crazy wackos!!!
SHHHHHH!!!
They still think I make my base out of wood
"Approval ratings go up and down for various reasons... An example is the high post 911 support for GWB even though he could be said to be responsible for the event." --- Box A Rox '9/11 Truther'
Melania is a bimbo... she is there to look at, not to listen to. --- Box A Rox and his 'War on Women'
On one side... Almost all the reputable scientists in the world... On the opposing side... Conservative Republicans...
The same group who said: ~ "Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do." --(Ronald Reagan, 1981) (IF we could just get rid of all those pesky trees, and burn more oil...)
~ (2009) "We Have The Coldest Year On Record. It's 40 degrees in Miami, for crying out loud. China and Russia are freezing. The rest of the country is freezing. There's snow everywhere. The coldest year on record and -- what? Why? Why are they involved in our lives in this way?" [Fox News, Hannity, 1/5/10] OF course we all know that Hannity was full of $hit! REALITY: 2009 Was Among Warmest Years On Record For The Globe. By the time Hannity first made this claim in November 2009, the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration had determined that "for the year to date, the global combined land and ocean surface temperature of (58.4 °F) tied with 2007 as the fifth-warmest January-through-October period on record." [National Climatic Data Center, accessed 11/25/09]
And of course, the ever present... ever quoted Conservative Lie most recently repeated by Bumbler... ~ "Folks are still waiting for the predicted ice age from the 70's!" A review of the climate science literature from 1965 to 1979 shows this myth to be false. The myth's basis lies in a selective misreading of the texts both by some members of the media at the time and by some observers today. In fact, emphasis on greenhouse warming dominated the scientific literature even then. [Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society, September 2008]
For some reason, Conservatives seem to shed FACTS like a duck sheds water... they seem to be FactProof!
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
The numbers were faked bro. This was last years news. Even Phil Jones confessed to it.
Mkaythxbai
"Approval ratings go up and down for various reasons... An example is the high post 911 support for GWB even though he could be said to be responsible for the event." --- Box A Rox '9/11 Truther'
Melania is a bimbo... she is there to look at, not to listen to. --- Box A Rox and his 'War on Women'
Looks like the lefty pot smokin, lsd'n crazies accomplished NOTHING......after 50+ years of spewing rhetorical 'climate change' bullsh!t and trillions of taxpayer's dollars spent to line the pockets of the wacko environmentalists.........NOTHING....NODDA......ZIPPO!!!
Even the lefty crazy nut jobs were hoodwinked....they believed it was 'real'!!
And the truth of the matter is.....is just created another money pit liberal lobbying group with a taxpaid government departmentthat has accomplished .........NOTHING!!!
And by the way.......how is evolution working for ya'all? Humans were all suppose to have lost their 'baby toe' through evolution!! Ya know....kinda like the camel's humps???
Talk about crazies....OMG.......the lefty crazies wrote the book!!
When the INSANE are running the ASYLUM In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
“How fortunate for those in power that people never think.” Adolph Hitler
I for one welcome climate change................in fact I'm trying to figure out how to accelerate it................it'll save me the trouble of moving to a warmer climate..............heck, it might even force those living in a warm climate now to move north....................those folks will have to buy property and pay taxes here............win win situation..............yep bring that climate change on...........
Looks like the lefty pot smokin, lsd'n crazies accomplished NOTHING......after 50+ years of spewing rhetorical 'climate change' bullsh!t and trillions of taxpayer's dollars spent to line the pockets of the wacko environmentalists.........NOTHING....NODDA......ZIPPO!!!
Even the lefty crazy nut jobs were hoodwinked....they believed it was 'real'!!
And the truth of the matter is.....is just created another money pit liberal lobbying group with a taxpaid government departmentthat has accomplished .........NOTHING!!!
And by the way.......how is evolution working for ya'all? Humans were all suppose to have lost their 'baby toe' through evolution!! Ya know....kinda like the camel's humps???
Talk about crazies....OMG.......the lefty crazies wrote the book!!
So not only does the Bumbler deny that Climate Change exists... He actually doesn't believe in Evolution.
(Why am I not surprised)
It seems that Bumble is a Science Denier... he repels FACTS!
OK Bumble... have it your way... The earth is flat. The Earth is the center of the solar system, and the earth is 6000 years old. Amazing!
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
"Approval ratings go up and down for various reasons... An example is the high post 911 support for GWB even though he could be said to be responsible for the event." --- Box A Rox '9/11 Truther'
Melania is a bimbo... she is there to look at, not to listen to. --- Box A Rox and his 'War on Women'
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