...For this was a question that, as in the time of the ancients we will see, had once an answer but that answer was lost. As the Romans invented Concrete only to lose the recipe to the Dark ages, and as the Syrianss invent Greek Fire only to lose the recipe to antiquity- the people of this cursed land had lost the innermost and basic knowledge through only one or two generations! For the inhabitants came across the sea on giant vessels with gods painted on their bows, and with great fire-breathing dragons deep in their hulls spewing smoke, once upon a time and not to long ago. These ancestors were brave and came with nothing but the hides upon their back to this legendary land of milk and honey for only a single chance to live free and prosper. But within what could only be a fortnight in time they lost even the ability to wipe their asses without the help of the Barons and Earls and the almighty King's workers. Most of them went to the service of the great King or his Baron in Albany-ah. And by being vested serfs they lost the basic skill which the ancestors came equipped with from the land of vowels or the land of cabbage. Some came from the land of potatoes and some came from the land of the Tsar. All came seeking freedom yet their children had no idea what freedom and serfdom meant so they willingly surrendered it to the King and his Barons, some for a scrap of bread and some content to know there would be black knights on white horses riding by their huts to provide safety from dragons... but ALL gave up the freedom too easily, and THIS is how the monsterous pig-man has been able to...

........twist the daggers he inserts into the backs of his unsuspecting victims. And the aunt-enablers should beware of the pig-man fairy queen and his evil cohort the whore-like town jewel diane, for it has been heard throughout the realm and in all the shops of doughnuts that there is a plot afoot to...........

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........twist the daggers he inserts into the backs of his unsuspecting victims. And the aunt-enablers should beware of the pig-man fairy queen and his evil cohort the whore-like town jewel diane, for it has been heard throughout the realm and in all the shops of doughnuts that there is a plot afoot to...........

... cut the trans-fats from our diets and make school lunches more "nutritious" - which angered the queenboi so much that he ...

.....................first pleasured himself while viewing yet another episode of steamroom stories, and then sacrificed several goats to the gods of grilled fatty ribs who...............

............provided him with sustenance and the strength to spread his lies. For it had become known in fair Rotternarnia that the whore-clerk-jewel diane was incompetent in the ways of her office, and continued her thieving ways unbeknownst to the King weasel Harry and the board of weasel who were..........

................posing as leaders when they, themselves were law breakers. Also depicting a far more evil and sinister bunch than the last, cursing the land even more. It was mentioned throughout the 'leadership land' that the clerk of the township is now on the proverbial sh!t list and will not be supported in the next rotterdamian election by her merry partymen. This came as a shocking surprise to the clerk of the township since it was she, and she alone, who...................