His sweetie won't tell anyone that DVOR has splinters in his lips if DVOR doesn't tell anyone his sweetie has a wooden _ _ _ _.

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His sweetie won't tell anyone that DVOR has splinters in his lips if DVOR doesn't tell anyone his sweetie has a wooden _ _ _ _.

my thoughts on traveling this great ole' Rotterdam USA:

It was a balmy day, not stormy the smell of the wet tarmac tingling my nose. Up ahead we can see it, those giant blue beckoning letters and the see of car roofs. We enter and the greeting at the door is there as usual. The sounds of screaming
kids and a "Shut the F up." Now I know this is America. The smell, what is that? Oh wait, I think it's body odor, bad body odor. My eyes don't lie either, there's those lounge pants I was looking for. That lady has them on, oh, and to my
delight she has the matching slippers on. We meander through the isles and note that there have been major mark ups, something is brewing. I hope the municipalities are geared up for it, I wonder how much they left in the store houses?
Anyhow, we cash out, it's gonna be a great night new socks and all. Going out the front door we notice the curb service is still functioning. Glad to see the $7.00 ride gets you door to door, now if only I can find my car out in the 'sea'.  Oh my
god this must be vacation. Those seagulls are so graceful and their song is haunting. We look over and someone has forgotten their beach sandles next to the cart coral, we'll have to find them. Although they may be marking their beach territory
for later, maybe they went dumpster diving, I hear it's free in these parts.

We can't wait to return.

Quoted from senders

my thoughts on traveling this great ole' Rotterdam USA:

It was a balmy day, not stormy the smell of the wet tarmac tingling my nose. Up ahead we can see it, those giant blue beckoning letters and the see of car roofs. We enter and the greeting at the door is there as usual. The sounds of screaming
kids and a "Shut the F up." Now I know this is America. The smell, what is that? Oh wait, I think it's body odor, bad body odor. My eyes don't lie either, there's those lounge pants I was looking for. That lady has them on, oh, and to my
delight she has the matching slippers on. We meander through the isles and note that there have been major mark ups, something is brewing. I hope the municipalities are geared up for it, I wonder how much they left in the store houses?
Anyhow, we cash out, it's gonna be a great night new socks and all. Going out the front door we notice the curb service is still functioning. Glad to see the $7.00 ride gets you door to door, now if only I can find my car out in the 'sea'.  Oh my
god this must be vacation. Those seagulls are so graceful and their song is haunting. We look over and someone has forgotten their beach sandles next to the cart coral, we'll have to find them. Although they may be marking their beach territory
for later, maybe they went dumpster diving, I hear it's free in these parts.

We can't wait to return.

The Nayboobs are worse than a pile of excrement -- a pile of excrement can at least be used for fertilizer -- Nayboobs have no redeeming qualities and just need to be eradicated all together.

Quoted from DemocraticVoiceOfReason

The Nayboobs are worse than a pile of excrement -- a pile of excrement can at least be used for fertilizer -- Nayboobs have no redeeming qualities and just need to be eradicated all together.

I'll take you with me next time.....

I sometime wonder how well the Nayboobs would work on my tomatoes and cucumbers -- however they may raise the level of toxicity if applied before they fully composted..

Quoted from DemocraticVoiceOfReason

The Nayboobs are worse than a pile of excrement -- a pile of excrement can at least be used for fertilizer -- Nayboobs have no redeeming qualities and just need to be eradicated all together.

You must love it, else you wouldn't hang around and reply everytime.

actually --- my presence helps the ratings of this website --- the times that I have been away .. the number of visitors and posts drops off significantly

that is because I am the only person who posts who has anything intelligent to communicate

Quoted from DemocraticVoiceOfReason

actually --- my presence helps the ratings of this website --- the times that I have been away .. the number of visitors and posts drops off significantly

that is because I am the only person who posts who has anything intelligent to communicate

'yes, yes, yes'..now take off your pants, walk, keep walking, you want to go shopping, keep thinking of those valleys where the trolls romp freely, keep walking, you are here now, you want to shop
Walmart beckons you, you may now purchase a pair of Simpson's lounge pants. when they come to arrest for indecent exposure tell them you are looking for the valley of the trolls.

Quoted from senders

'yes, yes, yes'..now take off your pants, walk, keep walking, you want to go shopping, keep thinking of those valleys where the trolls romp freely, keep walking, you are here now, you want to shop
Walmart beckons you, you may now purchase a pair of Simpson's lounge pants. when they come to arrest for indecent exposure tell them you are looking for the valley of the trolls.

Post of the year!

Quoted from DemocraticVoiceOfReason

actually --- my presence helps the ratings of this website --- the times that I have been away .. the number of visitors and posts drops off significantly

that is because I am the only person who posts who has anything intelligent to communicate

Hahahahahhaha - that's funny.

So funny I almost had a coronary.  Guess it's time to cut back on the saturated fat, eh?

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my thoughts on traveling this great ole' Rotterdam USA:

It was a balmy day, not stormy the smell of the wet tarmac tingling my nose. Up ahead we can see it, those giant blue beckoning letters and the see of car roofs. We enter and the greeting at the door is there as usual. The sounds of screaming
kids and a "Shut the F up." Now I know this is America. The smell, what is that? Oh wait, I think it's body odor, bad body odor. My eyes don't lie either, there's those lounge pants I was looking for. That lady has them on, oh, and to my
delight she has the matching slippers on. We meander through the isles and note that there have been major mark ups, something is brewing. I hope the municipalities are geared up for it, I wonder how much they left in the store houses?
Anyhow, we cash out, it's gonna be a great night new socks and all. Going out the front door we notice the curb service is still functioning. Glad to see the $7.00 ride gets you door to door, now if only I can find my car out in the 'sea'.  Oh my
god this must be vacation. Those seagulls are so graceful and their song is haunting. We look over and someone has forgotten their beach sandles next to the cart coral, we'll have to find them. Although they may be marking their beach territory
for later, maybe they went dumpster diving, I hear it's free in these parts.

We can't wait to return.

reality reality reality

sucks sucks sucks

Most can't bear it

this really is a beautiful country --- and I look forward to traveling some more in 2012 and reporting back here and elsewhere on my adventures

Quoted from DemocraticVoiceOfReason

this really is a beautiful country --- and I look forward to traveling some more in 2012 and reporting back here and elsewhere on my adventures

Then don't b**ch when people disagree with you.