[color=purple][/color]Old McDonald's Speedo;

NYS Senator Roy McDonald will be marketing a fund raising tool soon.  It will be called the Old McDonald Speedo - OMS, not OMG which is closer to reality.

The speedo will be RED on the right side & BLUE on the left side.  There is no front or back so it can be word either way, it 'goes both ways'.  On the inside there is a PINK nylon liner with PURPLE trim.  It is a delight to wear.  A man wearing the speedo feels uninhibited & that he can do anything he wishes.  He can be anything or anyone he wishes.  All restraints are off.

The Old McDonald Speedo is not gender biased so a woman can wear it also.  The woman's model comes with a Tonko Boob Catcher - TBC.  The 'boobs' are always out there but they offend no one.  These are PC boobs.

The Old McDonald Speedo & Tonko Boob Catcher although 'out there' like their name sakes say nothing.

If you ever called Roy McDonald's office or Paul Tonko's office you know there is a need for boob catchers.

What do you even say to this?