After spotting an armadillo, a small armored animal that only poses a threat to flower gardens, a Texas man decided to grab his gun and pursue the creature. He fired three rounds in an effort to murder the non-aggressive animal but the armadillo stood its ground and the man received a bullet to the face after it ricocheted off the armadillo’s strong armor.
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
(Armadillo to GunHugger) "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, then who the hell else are you talking- You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fcuk do you think you're talking to?"
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
Texas man shoots armadillo, bullet ricochets back into his face... karmadillo!
Ricky Gervais
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I like to think that armadillo is in a bar showing off to lady armadillos about being shot. "The other dude's in hospital."
Ricky Gervais
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Meanwhile the Texan guy has to explain he lost a gunfight with an unarmed armadillo.
Ricky Gervais
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"I just told him to put the gun down or one of us was gonna get hurt."
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?"
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As a result of his 'armadillo jihad", the man now gets to eat through a straw since he had to have his jaw wired shut, and he has become the subject of widespread mockery as the story has spread around the world.
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
~~~ Georgia GunHugger shoots his mother-in-law after bullet ricochets off armadillo. ~~~
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54-year-old GunHugger Larry McElroy fired his 9mm pistol at the armadillo on Sunday night in the southern state of Georgia. Deputies say the bullet hit the armadillo, but bounced off the animal, hit a fence, traveled through the back door of the mother-in-law’s mobile home and the recliner in which she was sitting, striking her in the back.
'Only Thing That Stops A Bad Guy With A Gun Is A Good Armadillo Without A Gun'
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
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