Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. Mickey Rooney
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. Mickey Rooney
I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me. Mickey Rooney
When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...' Mickey Rooney
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short. Mickey Rooney
And I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years. Mickey Rooney
March 18, 1940
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
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