In his speech to the graduating class at the U.S. Naval Academy, Obama .. reading confidently from a teleprompter .. informed the newly minted Naval officers that they should NOT expect him or anyone in his administration to actually stay awake let alone do anything to send help if they (the graduates) come under enemy fire. "How the hell do you expect me to get better at my golf game or raise money from special interest groups for my retirement if I have to be distracted by you folks getting attacked by .. uhm . . uh .. misunderstood folks withe guns and bombs? If you get into any tight spots just call Hillary (aide whispers in his ear) .. oh right .. (almost whispering to aide) yeah, we finally got her and Bill to leave the White House .. (now in regular voice to the graduates) .. uhm .. uh .. just call someone else and let me go back to sleep or to playing golf or raising money." |