Naked intruder cracks one off in Florida rampage drama
Homeowner whips out .38, perp whips out his piece
By Lester Haines • Get more from this author
Posted in Bootnotes, 28th January 2013 06:05 GMT
Doctors have attempted to determine just what mind-altering substance may have provoked a carnival worker to allegedly jump naked onto a Florida couple's roof, charge into the house, smash a TV, masturbate on the living room floor, defecate on the premises and drink the contents of a wet-dry vacuum cleaner before he finally succumbed to a police taser.
Tony and LaDonna Land discovered a bloke atop their North Fort Myers home at 7pm. The intruder jumped from the roof, in the process knocking down Mr Land, rushed into the living room and "broke a 72-inch big-screen TV while he tried to pull it off the wall and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor", according to a police report.
Mrs Land whipped out a .38 and fired three shots, which hit the wall. It's alleged the intruder responded by dropping to the floor and masturbating, before running to the couple's son's bedroom where he "began rubbing his face with clothing".
Mr Land grabbed a 12-gauge shotgun and advised the young man to "lay down, motherfucker, lay down" while cops rushed to the scene. The furious dad told the 911 operator: "He’s laying on my floor. He run in my fukking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing sh*t up."
Officers arrived to find the suspect "flailing around on the floor and not making any sense". After he "sucked the water from the spilled vacuum into his mouth and spat it back out", he made several attempts to escape and was tasered into submission.
Police later discovered that someone had "defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence", this report explains. Docs at nearby Lee Memorial Hospital weren't immediately able to identify what fuelled the rampage.
• Gregory Matthew Bruni, 21, faces charges of "two counts of criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting without violence", allegedly committed last Monday. ®
L4Life sounds like he lives his/her life in constant fear of a home invasion. We all know that this type of crime happens, but most of us don't spend our days obsessing about it. L4Life's every day life is like an episode of COPS!
Bad boys, whatcha want Watcha want, whatcha gonna do? When sheriff John Brown come for you Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
L4Life sounds like he lives his/her life in constant fear of a home invasion. We all know that this type of crime happens, but most of us don't spend our days obsessing about it. [/size]
This is too funny coming from a guy who is in constant fear of a school shooting. Even when the facts are that a home invasion is much more likely to happen than a school shooting. My children are more likely to get struck by lightning or win the lottery than to be involved in a school shooting. But we all know that the reality of the world around you doesn't need to get in the way of the gun grabber agenda.
This is too funny coming from a guy who is in constant fear of a school shooting. Even when the facts are that a home invasion is much more likely to happen than a school shooting. My children are more likely to get struck by lightning or win the lottery than to be involved in a school shooting. But we all know that the reality of the world around you doesn't need to get in the way of the gun grabber agenda.
When Box moves any discussion away from the issue and makes it about the poster, he wins!
o One property crime happens every 3 seconds. o One burglary occurs every 10 seconds. o One violent crime occurs every 20 seconds. o One aggravated assault occurs every 35 seconds. o One robbery occurs every 60 seconds, or 1 minute. o One forcible rape occurs every 2 minutes. o There were over 2 million burglaries in 2005.
Please remember that in Australia rape occurs 3 times as often as the US.
Home Invasion Facts:
o According to a United States Department of Justice report: § 38% of assaults & 60% of rapes occur during home invasions.
§ 1 of every 5 homes will experience a breakin or home invasion. That's over 2,000,000 homes!
o According to Statistics Canada, there has been an average of 289,200 home invasions annually over the last 5 years.
o Statistically, there are over 8,000 home invasions per day in North America
o According to Statistics U.S.A., there was an average of 3,600,000 home invasions annually between 1994 and 2000.
Lock Bumping:
o At one Web site, $17.99 can buy a set of six bump keys made from solid brass. They are for the five most commonly used keys in the United States: Kwikset, Schlage, Yale, Dexter, Weiser, and Master Lock.
o Lock bumping is not a new technique but it's rapidly spreading across the nation because of the Internet.
o Thieves can unlock 90% of doors with Lock Bumping.
o If your house was broken into through bumping, the lock would still work just fine and you would never know.
o When lock bumping occurs, insurance companies will deny claims because there is no proof of forced entry.
o Experts say no traditional lock is bump proof.
o Newer locks provide less protection than older ones, because they are cleaner.
o The only true bumpproof lock is an electronic keypad, which is too big and expensive for most people.
o If you have the properly prepared bump key, it requires little to no skill.
Anyone who has never seen bump keys in action watch this youtube video and see how someone could be in your home in less than 10 seconds.
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution A Gwinnett County man is accused of shooting and killing a man because he pulled into the wrong driveway. Phillip Walker Sailors, 69, of Lilburn, was booked into the Gwinnett County jail Sunday afternoon and charged with murder for the death of Rodrigo Abad Diaz, according to jail records and his arrest warrant. Diaz, 22, was shot in the head Saturday night as he tried to drive away from Sailors’ home on Hillcrest Road in Lilburn, the warrant states.
Friends of Diaz, of Duluth, told Channel 2 Action News that he and others were trying to find a friend’s house, but their GPS instead led them to the home on Hillcrest Road, off Indian Trail Road. After seeing the car in his driveway, Sailors came out of his home, went back inside, then came out again with a gun and shot in the air, Yeson Jimenez, 15, told Channel 2. Jimenez said he and his brother were in the car with Diaz, along with a female passenger. Diaz tried to drive away, but Sailors shot again, striking Diaz in the head, according to police.
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
Retired Chicago cop shoots and kills OWN SON after mistaking him for burglar
Authorities say a retired Chicago police detective shot and killed his son after mistaking him for a burglar. According to police, the body of 48-year-old Michael Griffin was found early Wednesday in the father's condominium on Chicago's Northwest Side. He had been shot in the head.
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
Father kills his own son who he mistook for burglar A school teacher who shot dead a burglar he caught breaking into his sister's home later discovered that the intruder he killed was his own teenage son.
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
The El Paso County Sheriff’s Office arrested a man after he mistakenly shot his own son.
Glenn Decarlo, 45, is charged with attempted first-degree murder and first-degree assault .
When deputies arrived on scene they found the victim suffering from two gunshot wounds. He was rushed to the hospital but is expected to recover. Authorities have identified the victim as 22-year-old Anthony Decarlo.
During their investigation detectives determined Anthony’s father and owner of the residence, 45-year-old Glenn DeCarlo, had a falling out with 24-year-old Matthew Fancher, and was aiming at Matthew when he struck his son.
Matthew is a mutual friend of Glenn and Anthony and had been living at the address, but due to the recent falling out was told by Glenn to move out. Early Wednesday morning, Matthew had returned to the home to retrieve personal belongings. As he was picking up those items, Glenn fired multiple rounds at Matthew but struck Anthony by mistake.
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
Father Accidentally Shoots 7-Year-Old Son Outside Gun Store A 7-year-old boy died on Saturday when he was shot by his father in an apparent accident outside a Mercer County gun shop, state police said. Joseph V. Loughrey, 44, was getting into his truck holding a .9mm Taurus handgun when it discharged. The bullet struck his son, Craig Allen Loughrey, 7, in the chest, state police said. The boy died at the scene.
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
Former police officer kills wife, injures son in Rouzerville shooting
A former police officer shot and killed his wife and injured her son before taking his own life Tuesday evening in Washington Township. Pennsylvania State Police, Chambersburg, said John Fleagle, 50, shot his wife, Cathy Fleagle, 45, Tuesday around 5 p.m. at their home at 13878 Mar Pen Ave., Rouzerville. Police said he also shot her 18-year-old son, Mitchell Robinson, in the arm with the handgun before John Fleagle took his own life. Police did not release the extent of Robinson's injuries.
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
Jeffrey Russell Hall was a plumber in Riverside, California, and the regional leader of the National Socialist Movement. On May 1, 2011, he was shot to death, with his own gun, by his own 10-year -old son Joseph.[1] The murder took place at 4 a.m. as Hall slept on his couch.[2] Hall was a neo-Nazi, who believed in fighting for an all-white society and had said that he would die for the cause.
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
3-year-old accidentally shoots his dad to death while family watches TV
An Indiana dad was accidentally shot to death by his 3-year-old son after the little boy got his hands on the loaded weapon as the family sat watching television, police said. http://www.nydailynews.com/new.....tv-article-1.1116267
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
Father Accidentally Shoots Son During Talk On Gun Safety
An investigation continues after a Saint Joseph man accidentally shot his 11-year-old son in the face while they were discussing gun safety. The boy was taken to Heartland with serious injuries and was then flown to Children’s Mercy Hospital for treatment. Police say the father and son were cleaning guns and planning a hunting trip when a weapon went off. The bullet struck the boy in the cheek and lodged below his jaw. Police may present evidence to the prosecuting attorney this week for possible charges.
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith
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