From the devious minds of mikechristine1, who suggested it, the mighty pen, of GrahamBonnet, who wrote it, and the multi-talented Alias who performed and recorded it, comes the latest addition to the growing catalog of silly songs our rendition of the "He's Too Fat Polka"....................enjoy.................
He’s Too Fat Polka Words by GrahamBonnet w/apologies to: (Ross MacLean / Arthur Richardson) Performed by: Alias and The Virtual Polka Boys
Here's a silly ditty, You can sing it right away Now, here is what you say So sing it while you may
Here's a silly jingle, You can sing it night or noon Here's the words, that's all you need 'Cause I just sang the tune:
We don't want him They can keep him He's too fat you see He's just too creepy Yeah he's too fat you see
He's a liar Big conniver He's too fat you see Yes he's too fat he's too fat he's too fat you see
He makes perogies With Aunt Ginny He ain’t skinny, skin, skin skinny
We don't want him They can keep him He's too fat you see He's just too creepy Yeah he's too fat you see
He's a liar Big conniver He's too fat you see Yes he's too fat he's too fat he's too fat you see
Can he show us some proof? No, no, no, no, no Is he the democrat's goof? Yes yes yes yes yes Can he fit in town hall? Planning board's a real ball! Could he possibly Get a real job? No, no, no
We don't want him They can keep him He's too fat you see He's just too creepy Yeah he's too fat you see
He's a liar Big conniver He's too fat you see Yes he's too fat he's too fat he's too fat you see
Ask for proof from Then he’s a dum dum If he had facts Facts he does lack
We don't want him They can keep him He's too fat you see He's just too creepy Yeah he's too fat you see
He's a liar Big conniver He's too fat you see Yes he's too fat he's too fat he's too fat you see
Can he show us some proof? No, no, no, no, no Is he the democrat's goof? Yes yes yes yes yes Can he fit in town hall? Planning board's a real ball! Could he possibly Get a real job? No, no, no
When the INSANE are running the ASYLUM In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
“How fortunate for those in power that people never think.” Adolph Hitler
Oh hell even Bumble laughed!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Big fat DVOR is gnashing his teeth!
"While Foreign Terrorists were plotting to murder and maim using homemade bombs in Boston, Democrap officials in Washington DC, Albany and here were busy watching ME and other law abiding American Citizens who are gun owners and taxpayers, in an effort to blame the nation's lack of security on US so that they could have a political scapegoat."
Oh hell even Bumble laughed!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Big fat DVOR is gnashing his teeth!
Big fat DVOR??? You mean he still hangs around here???............................heck the only reason I posted that was for it's "irritability factor".................... .....................but now that you mention it, I guess it has the added value of tweaking Big fat DVOR too............. ...................and of course I thought all of our Polish-American friends would get a kick out of a little parody................
Big fat DVOR??? You mean he still hangs around here???............................heck the only reason I posted that was for it's "irritability factor".................... .....................but now that you mention it, I guess it has the added value of tweaking Big fat DVOR too............. ...................and of course I thought all of our Polish-American friends would get a kick out of a little parody................
They are too busy getting laywers for the guilderland assessor case
Optimists close their eyes and pretend problems are non existent. Better to have open eyes, see the truths, acknowledge the negatives, and speak up for the people rather than the politicos and their rich cronies.
Oh Ron, stop your whining. If you want to be a government official you will have to accept things like this. Even the president goes through things like this. Grow up
Oh Ron, stop your whining. If you want to be a government official you will have to accept things like this. Even the president goes through things like this. Grow up
"While Foreign Terrorists were plotting to murder and maim using homemade bombs in Boston, Democrap officials in Washington DC, Albany and here were busy watching ME and other law abiding American Citizens who are gun owners and taxpayers, in an effort to blame the nation's lack of security on US so that they could have a political scapegoat."
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