First of all I'd like to thank everyone for all the kind words in response to "A Christmas Gift", and as promised today I'm unveiling "Ronnie Got Run Over By A Reindeer" the video.
This debuts a slightly different version of the original song (thanks to Graham Bonnet for the additional lyrics and suggestions). I've updated the first thread with the new audio version, and have included the audio only player at the bottom of this post. The new lyric sheet is also included here. I'll also be happy to provide a chord chart if you play an instrument and would like to play and sing along.
So enjoy, send copies to your friends, maybe pass the link along to the folks at Town Hall and the Democratic Committee and why don't we all plan to meet in front of Ronnie's house on Christmas Eve and serenade him and his Aunt's with a few rounds of "Ronnie Got Run Over By A Reindeer.
"Merry Christmas!!!!!"
"Ronnie Got Run Over By A Reindeer" Lyrics: Mobile Terminal, Graham Bonnet and Alias With apologies to Elmo and Patsy
Ronnie got run over by a reindeer walkin' home from Town Hall Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa. But as for me and Bonnet, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog. And we'd begged him not to go. But he'd forgot his medication, and he staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found him Christmas mornin,' on the steps of old town hall. He had tread marks on his forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.
DVOR got run over by a reindeer, walkin' home from town hall Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and MT, we believe.
Now we’re proud of Aunt Virginia. She's been takin' this so well. See her stuffing her perogies drinkin' wine and playin' cards with Cousin Mel
It's not Christmas without Ronnie. Both his aunts are dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: What’s become of that ol’ democratic hack
Ronnie got run over by a reindeer walkin' home from Town Hall Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa. But as for me and Senders, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' BOURBON WHISKEY. Diane begged him not to go. (Harry, Nikki, Matty, Tony) But he'd forgot his medication, and he staggered out the door into the snow..
It's not Christmas without Ronnie. Both his aunts are dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: What’s become of that ol’ democratic hack
Ronnie got run over by a reindeer, walkin' home from town hall Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and MC, we believe
Ronnie got run over by a reindeer, walkin' home from town hall Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Boxer, we believe
"While Foreign Terrorists were plotting to murder and maim using homemade bombs in Boston, Democrap officials in Washington DC, Albany and here were busy watching ME and other law abiding American Citizens who are gun owners and taxpayers, in an effort to blame the nation's lack of security on US so that they could have a political scapegoat."
We're thinking of doing a whole album of Ronnie Christmas Favorites:
"O mindless fool of Rotterdam" "Ronnie the Red-nosed Pervert" "Deck the Halls with lies from Ronnie".......which includes the verse........"....Ronnie donned his gay apparel...".........
If there's sufficient demand, I'm sure we could make it to local FM radio stations
For the record, I did NOT produce the video! It was Alias! All I did was suggest one or two lyric changes. ALIAS IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"While Foreign Terrorists were plotting to murder and maim using homemade bombs in Boston, Democrap officials in Washington DC, Albany and here were busy watching ME and other law abiding American Citizens who are gun owners and taxpayers, in an effort to blame the nation's lack of security on US so that they could have a political scapegoat."
Absolutely the best Christmas time video - Alias did a GREAT job on it!
Fantastic!! Great Christmas fare! Please get this up on YouTube. It must be shared with a wider audience. A stocking stuffer for everyone on your Christmas list {with a must have box of Uncle Sam's candy}.
Terrorizing and mocking elderly people who are not well speaks for itself.. these are behaviors of a sick person and furthermore actions like this may end up in a courtroom -- as evidence of terrorism against the elderly. Swine behave better.
"In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a Patriot."
Fantastic!! Great Christmas fare! Please get this up on YouTube..
It IS on youtube. Look at the bottom right corner of the video.
When the INSANE are running the ASYLUM In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
“How fortunate for those in power that people never think.” Adolph Hitler
Alias--this is just wonderful. DVOR--imitation is a form of flattery. Hope you are not angry with this. It was just fun and very very clever. Not laughing at you DVOR--hope you are laughing with everyone.
OMG Scotty--are you DVOR too? Drop Dead?? Wow isn't your holiday of peace coming up in another 24 days? Peace on earth and goodwill toward men? Scotty you are toooooooo mean.