First Collector: At this festive time of year, Mr. Scrooge, it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute.
Ebenezer:
Are there no prisons?First Collector: Plenty of prisons.
Ebenezer:
And the union workhouses - are they still in operation?First Collector: They are. I wish I could say they were not.
Ebenezer:
Oh, from what you said at first I was afraid that something had happened to stop them in their useful course. I'm very glad to hear it.First Collector: I don't think you quite understand us, sir. A few of us are endeavoring to buy the poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth.
Ebenezer: Why?
First Collector: Because it is at Christmastime that want is most keenly felt, and abundance rejoices. Now what can I put you down for?
Ebenezer: Huh! Nothing!
Second Collector: You wish to be anonymous?
Ebenezer: [firmly, but calmly]
I wish to be left alone. Since you ask me what I wish sir, that is my answer. I help to support the establishments I have named; those who are badly off must go there.First Collector: Many can't go there.
Second Collector: And some would rather die.