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From Ira:

Very important information has just been made public that I think is something
you should all be aware of:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of this old disease.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect-tim
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum.

Many victims contracted it in 2008 ....., but now most people, after
having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how
destructive this sickness is.  It's sad because it is so easily cured
with a new procedure just coming on the market called Votemout!  

You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012 and
simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become
permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.  

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey,
and apparently now Massachusetts with many more seeing the writing
on the wall.  

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you
really care about.
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Rotterdam residents will need an additional dose in 2011, and possibly again in 2013.


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Better double the dosage for Rotterdam/ Schenectady because they caught a very drug resistant strain.
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Quoted from Shadow
Better double the dosage for Rotterdam/ Schenectady because they caught a very drug resistant strain.


That's because the areas you're talking about aren't just dealing with the virus, they're dealing with a complex... Better yet, Metroplex... Version of the illness.


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I hope there are GIANT syringes....government provided of course-----ha ha ha ha ha....

line up and I'll dose ya....


...you are a product of your environment, your environment is a product of your priorities, your priorities are a product of you......

The replacement of morality and conscience with law produces a deadly paradox.


STOP BEING GOOD DEMOCRATS---STOP BEING GOOD REPUBLICANS--START BEING GOOD AMERICANS

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