The Honorable Tom Harkin
         731 Hart Senate Office Building
         Phone (202) 224 3254
         Washington DC, 20510


         Dear Senator Harkin,

         As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service,
         I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the  Department
         Of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming
         An illegal alien and they referred me to you.

         My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
         Illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate
         And for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
         Accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five
         Years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and
         Income taxes for three of the last five years.

         I know a good deal when I see one, and I am anxious to get the process
         Started before everyone figures it out.
         Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes
         Every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of
         Taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can
         Apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result
         For me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

         Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency
         Room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying
         Premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save
         Almost $10,000 a year.

         Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would
         Receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications,
         As well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the
         United States for my son.

         Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden
         Of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
         Insurance premiums. This is very important to me, given that I still have
         College age children driving my car.

         If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
         Illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I
        Would be most appreciative.
    
         Thank you for your assistance.