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Marv Cermak

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Church humor

Church outdoor marquees usually carry messages about upcoming services and occasionally some good advice about how to live life. I came across a couple signs using holiday humor to make a point.
Mt. Olivet Baptist Church in Saratoga Springs: "Come in Today and Beat the Christmas Rush."
Fisher United Methodist Church in Rotterdam: "Except for Turkeys, Everyone Should Give Thanks

Good thing Marv's staying on his game and going to check these things out himself...Fisher changed it's name a couple years back.  It's now Rotterdam United Methodist Church, not that facts matter when reporting the news...